I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
I JUST WANTED TO KNOW THEIR NAMES I DIDN’T WANT TO DEDICATE MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE TO A BAND
#louis is so painfully self aware #very much the kind of person who has two mental lists one for personality flaws and one for positive traits #and maybe things switch lists from day to day but the flaws list is always five traits longer #it’s not that he views himself as a bad person #it’s just that everyone that matters to him are much better people in his mind (x)
when the titles of songs arent said in the actual song i get uncomfortable
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
if you ever doubt the power of music
just remember that the entire fucking United States has discontinued the phone number 867-5309
The evolution of a friendship