Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

(via theironyofchokingonadick)


just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

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This picture makes me want to punch someone




So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo


This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

It worries me that one of their first thoughts was to snapchat it.

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen


r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

(via smoothburritos)

  • Me at the start of college: Ah, this is not so bad! I actually kind of enjoy it.
  • Me during college midterms: Th ere is not a SINGLE hair left on my head i Am screaming I have g otten 5 hours of sleep in THE PAST WEE K sa ve me