Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
O, a kiss long as my exile, sweet as my revenge.
No because NO TOM! FUCK YOU TOM!
*can’t fucking believe this guy i swear to jesus*
The breathy moans he made when she kissed his neck about made me crazy. And I think he may have had some blood diverted downwards after he pushed her off of him. I mean…
That’s not a clothing fold. Nope.
And this gives us a teeny bit of info: his neck is one of his ‘weak spots’. Heh.
I volunteer to test this thesis. For science.
Get in line, darling!
I did meet a fake geek girl once.
We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper into the conversation i found that she didn’t know what I…
doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
…I really DO want to know what actually happened in Budapest.
If anyone wants to know what happened in Budapest, read the new Marvel Now ‘Secret Avengers’ series. The 1st issue brings Clint and Nat together at SHIELD and sends them to Budapest.
THE LAST ONE
- Classy women
- Guys being gentlemen
- Cute ass relationships
- Cold War
- Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
this post is literally the best thing i’ve ever seen
liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”
NEW VIDEO: What’s Your Sex Song?!I’ll be stalking some of you who reblog this, just as a warning.
THERES A DEVICE
WHERE YOU PUT YOUR SMALL DICK INSIDE A FAKE GIANT DICK